They say laughter is the best medicine, so we’ll serve you with a little bit of your daily dose with this hilarious tale.
After getting a few drinks in, three friends find themselves in a lot of trouble even though they don’t really understand how they ended up there in the first place. However, it is their responses that are sure to crack your ribs. Read on to find out what they said and to get a good laugh:
One night, three elderly women go down to Mexico to celebrate their college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning.
However, none of them can remember what they did the night before to have landed them in such trouble.The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”