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Man Demands Wife Bury Him With All His Money – Her Genius ‘Solution’ Has Him Turning In Grave

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A wife had a clever idea after her late husband made her promise to bury him with all his money. This woman’s husband worked hard for his money but he was a little too much of a cheapskate and believed that his money only belonged to him.

He loved his money even more than he loved his wife. So when he was about to die he made his wife promise to bury him with all his money. Thankfully, his wife was quite smart and at his funeral she came up with an idea that made sure she kept her integrity while granting his wish. Here is the story:

“There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, ‘Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I want to take all my money to the after life.’

Man Demands Wife Bury Him With All His Money – Her Genius ‘Solution’ Has Him Turning In Grave

Man Demands Wife Bury Him With All His Money – Her Genius ‘Solution’ Has Him Turning In Grave

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died she would put all the money in the casket with him. When one day he died.”

He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to their best friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, ‘Wait a minute!’

She had a shoe-box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away.”

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‘I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man.’ Her friend said.

She said, ‘Yes, I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was to put that money in that casket with him.’

‘You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?’her friend asked shocked.

‘I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.’ said the wife.”

 

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Man Loses Dentures- Looks Under Table And Sees Dog With A Brand New Smile

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A cute little dog is leaving people in heaps of laughter across the internet after he showed off his brand new  smile having stolen his grandpa’s dentures!

A Twitter user identified as Eunice, shared photos of her dog, Maggie, spotting her perfect smile after she tried stealing her father’s dentures.

Man Loses Dentures- Looks Under Table And Sees Dog With A Brand New Smile

Man Loses Dentures- Looks Under Table And Sees Dog With A Brand New Smile

On a now viral twitter post, Eunice wrote that her father took his dentures out in the middle of the afternoon because his gums had been hurting him. He then took a nap. Turns out, Maggie saw this as the perfect opportunity to get herself a new smile!

The little dog who is a mix of Shihtzu,Poodle and Chihuahua was busted by Eunice’s dad under the living room table enjoying his new set of pearly whites!

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“My dad decided to take an afternoon nap and rather than put his dentures in the bathroom, he left them on a napkin on the end of the couch. While he was sleeping, Maggie must have jumped up and grabbed them.” Eunice told BuzzFeed.

Eunice further added that she was at work when her dad texted her what had happened with pictures to match! “I was in tears laughing and showing all of my coworkers. At the time, I wasn’t very active on Twitter and never even thought to tweet it until recently.”

Eunice, her dad and their adorable dog, Maggie.

Eunice, her dad and their adorable dog, Maggie.

Eunice described Maggie as a little rebellious and her dad thought the incident perfectly showed her Maggie’s spunky personality.

Thankfully, the dentures weren’t damaged, but Eunice’s dad was already in the process of getting new ones. We hope little Maggie gets to keep these pair of dentures!

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Wealthy Man Belittles Teacher For Not Earning As Much Money – Her Response Is Pure Gold

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Wealthy Man Belittles Teacher For Not Earning As Much Money – Her Response Is Pure Gold

While at a dinner party, a wealthy CEO started belittling a woman after she introduced herself as a teacher, but her response was an absolute eye-opener for not just him, but for everyone who was around or anyone who got to hear of the story.

With a lot of pride and arrogance, the CEO exclaimed, “What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to be a teacher?”

“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach,” the CEO added before turning to a guest and asking, “You’re a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?”

Wealthy Man Belittles Teacher For Not Earning As Much Money – Her Response Is Pure Gold

Wealthy Man Belittles Teacher For Not Earning As Much Money – Her Response Is Pure Gold

Bonnie, who was well known for her honesty replied, “You want to know what I make?” She asked before saying, “Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can’t make them sit for 5 without an iPod, Game Cube, or movie rental. You want to know what I make?

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I make kids wonder.

I make them question.

I make them apologize and mean it.

I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.

I teach them how to write and then I make them write. Keyboarding isn’t everything.

I make them read, read, read.

I make them show all their work in math. They use their God-given brain, not the man-made calculator.

I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know about English while preserving their unique cultural identity.

I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life.

Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn’t everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make? I MAKE A DIFFERENCE. What do you make, Mr. CEO?”

The CEO was left dumbstruck by her response!

This story serves as a vivid reminder to teach our children to know the value of things rather than the price.

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3 elderly Women Were Strapped In The Electric Chair, Their Last Words Are Hilarious

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3 elderly Women Were Strapped In The Electric Chair, Their Last Words Are Hilarious

They say laughter is the best medicine, so we’ll serve you with a little bit of your daily dose with this hilarious tale.

After getting a few drinks in, three friends find themselves in a lot of trouble even though they don’t really understand how they ended up there in the first place. However, it is their responses that are sure to crack your ribs. Read on to find out what they said and to get a good laugh:

One night, three elderly women go down to Mexico to celebrate their college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning.

However, none of them can remember what they did the night before to have landed them in such trouble.The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

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The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”

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